"Whatever." Zolo said. "Let's go out for a drink."

  " You bet!" Link said. It was scorching that day, so they went out to Romani Bar.

  "Uhhhh, are you suure about this?" said Zolo. "Isn't there an ocean or something around here uhh...what's your name any way?"

  "You say......mine is Link, and your's is Zolo.*I knew this Gossip stone would come in handy!*

  "Wanna see the weird professor at Lake Hylia?"

  "Sure." Zolo agreed

  "Okay!"So off they went. But on the way, Link discovered something we call today rum.

  "Link, how 'bout you drink that? It's awesome." but Link did not know that Zolo was a sly one, and picked it up.

  "Are you sure?"

  "Yes sir." Zolo said with a wicked smile, as Link drunk it.

  " Hey you're right! Wait...."Link said

  "Heh....HA!!!" Zolo busted out laughing.

  " Alli, what is a gator?" Link said drunkly.

  "WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Zolo laughed.

  " Where is my dear's rabbit foot? Just as luck can grant a leprachaun."

  "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Zolo was in hysterics.

  " Of course you stupid! I swear to the drunk that I am not Lord!!!"

 "AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!LINK U R AS DRUNK AS BUGGY!!!!" Zolo was laughing so hard that he was turning purple to go along with his green hair.

 

                          TO BE CONTINUED....... 

                 Next time: Zolo clonks Link on the head and wakes him up, while Link keeps making goo-goo eyes at Princess Zelda, and Zolo is freaked out by a Cucco!